Friday, April 27, 2012

Holden Caufield Voice


Ryan Irwin                                                                                                             April 27, 2012

This morning I woke up from the goddam sound of my phone alarm. I hate the sound, I don’t know why; just the sound of it, I just hate it. After I was done getting ready and all I went downstairs and asked my mom for a lousy ride to the subway. She said yes and she got ready right away, you’d like her, you really would. She is always looking to do anything to help others out. Anyways on the way out of the house I felt like going downstairs and shooting the bull with my brother for a while, but then I realized he was probably sleeping because he would have been out late or something. As I was walking out the door I practically tripped over my dog Charlie.
“You goddam moron!” I yelled at him, and then he went scurrying off like nothing even happened and all. When I got in the car I waited for my mom for about ten minutes before she came out. She claimed she had do her hair and all,
“What took you so long I am going to be late for school!” I said to her,
“Watch it, I can take as long as I want, I don’t have to drive you, you know,” she said. She was very smart and witty; it was almost like you shouldn’t even bother arguing with her, because no matter how hard you tried you would always lose. When she dropped me off at the subway, we said goodbye and as I walked in I saw this very good-looking girl and when I went to take out my tickets I dropped them all over the floor. The rest of the subway ride was pretty smooth though, and the handlebars weren’t too greasy this morning. When I finally arrived at school I got to my first class and figured out that I didn’t do my crumby homework.

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